Today I woke up and took two showers. I tried to wash the fat off, but it didn’t work. After that, I went for a run. Okay… I went for a walk. Okay! I went for a crawl. Considering that the streets of Salou, Spain, are on an incline, it probably would have been more efficient just to roll downhill. After fifteen minutes, I asked AI how many calories I had burned. It responded with approximately 80 calories, about 30 of which I would have burned anyway just by continuing to bre