This isn’t so bad. 2011 is a great year, but time for a change.
I think I’ll just see what happens when they turn it on. I wonder if I’ll feel cold. Probably not. They told me it would be really quick.
It would be pretty cool to see my eyes glaze over with ice. Doubt I’ll see it though.
When are they going to turn it on? —
Whoa! Man it’s cold. Wait. Why are they opening the door already.
“Hello, Mr. Kip. Welcome to 2311,” a man I don’t recognize says to me. “You should warm up in about thirty minutes. But we need to hurry. The aliens discovered the lab, and word is, they’ll destroy it soon.”